Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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