oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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