I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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