I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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