Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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