And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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