Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Dear god my vagina.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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