If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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