Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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