Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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