Its about making memories worth repressing
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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