Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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