I hope mine doesn't look like that
I wish i was in the wii world.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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