we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
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I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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