i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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