Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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