Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
