I wish i was in the wii world.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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