You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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