yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
i think my cat just said my name.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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