Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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