are you still at the devil's house?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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