I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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