I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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