Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
the day after is always just damage control
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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