I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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