is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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