i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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