did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I puked a lego.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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