My cat gives me a boner
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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