remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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