Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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