what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
4 words: hood of his car
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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