i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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