What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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