I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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