I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
