White coat. Heels.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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