So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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