If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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