The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
