just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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