we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
