...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
My pussy is not your playground.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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