i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
