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Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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