I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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