I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I need to stop coming to work sober
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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