So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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