I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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