Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
