Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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