Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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