"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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