I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize
