im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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