at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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